Someone sent me this via email, and I thought it was funny.
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1. You walka pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
And...
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
> >> >CONCLUSION> >> >
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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1 comment:
I lost confidence in those nutricional advices some time ago, when I read that spinach wasn´t half as good as they always said it was.
When I was a child they made me eat the awful green with the argument that it was great and that it would make you live eternally.
How conforting is to know that they are not realiable and that we can just ignore them!
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