Ahh...sometimes you just have to laugh when it comes to teaching; otherwise, you'd (meaning me) go crazy.
Yesterday, I had to work all day at my crappy library job. When I got home, I had a mailbox full of papers to grade for one of the on-line classes I'm teaching. I tried to get through the essays that were drafts or outlines first because I was just too tired to do any real grading. When I opened up one email from a student who has been late on every single assignment this semester (his email was marked urgent!), I read something to the affect of, "Dr. P. Please read my attached outline and draft as soon as possible so that I'm not late with the final essay."
Ah, okay, so if I don't read this right now, then this poor guy is going to be late, and it is going to be all my fault!
I stopped, took a sip of my wine, and realized it was 8:30 (I was at work from 9-6) and time for me to stop working.
So, this morning I feel more pity for this student and decide to look at his paper right away. A quick glance at the outline shows that his thesis sentence is a fragment. I close the document. Why even look? He's already gone to the draft.
I open up the draft and start to read: comma splice...mark it....missing comma after intro clause...mark it... and then I get to a sentence (again, I'm paraphrasing here), "Threw the internet I have learned a lot, even more than when I watch television or go to school."
Hey, he did spell "a lot" correctly!